Wow. Sorry to hear all that bad luck happened all at once. It definitely could have been much worse, for sure. Now, my evil plan to have you drive through the shyster mechanic's building, feigning the same symptoms, has been foiled also. We'll have to settle for a drive-by-fruiting, instead. Use an eggplant, though. But the real question is.....is an eggplant a fruit or a vegetable? Figure the best weapon is humor these days.
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